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Nunzilla Nunzilla(Reference #noveltygift2)
Say your prayers; Nunzilla is back with a vengeance - who wound her up this time? Nunzilla is made of hard plastic with an intimidating expression. She stands 2 inches tall and when wound up, sparks shoot from her mouth. You were warned. click here to view a larger photo



Price:   £5.00



Strip Tease Pen Strip Tease Pen(Reference #noveltygift3)
Strip Tease Pens. Just tip and watch them strip. Male and female strippers available. 



Price:   £3.00


sex of pen


Computer Goddess Computer Goddess(Reference #noveltygift14)
Just for fun a glow in the dark novelty Computer Goddess.

Just wind her up and she flaps her wings protecting your computer from evil spells.

She stands some 6cm tall and sits on top of your computer. 


Price:   £3.95



D.i.y snowglobe D.i.y snowglobe(Reference #noveltygift5)
Do it yourself snowdomes. Just place your own photos within the globe. Ideal for wedding placement cards, and lots of cool promotions.  



Price:   £5.00



Glow in the dark stars Glow in the dark stars(Reference #noveltygift6)
Sold in a pack of assorted sizes for you to stick in your bedroom or on the fridge or anywhere you so wish. Just expose the stars to a light for a few minutes. Then turn the light off and watch the stars glow as if by magic.  



Price:   £3.50



Love dice - glow Love dice - glow(Reference #61)
A playful and erotic way to bring the fun back into your bedroom. Just roll the dice and obey the commands. 



Price:   £3.95



Furry Love Cuffs Furry Love Cuffs(Reference #62)
Strong metal cuffs with furry covers and locks for when you want to be close to the one you love. Will you be the master or slave? Available in Black or Red. 



Price:   £5.00


choose you colour
Passion red
Kinky pink
black


Pig Catapult - So pigs can fly!!!!! Pig Catapult - So pigs can fly!!!!!(Reference #ng44)
The first catapults were built around 200 B.C. to hurl flaming 6-pound javelins. Now you can use the same basic mechanism to launch tiny plastic pigs through the air with the Pig Catapult. You may question the concept at first, but trust us, after propelling a few pigs across the room you’ll be a believer too. Each 5-3/4" (14.6) long plastic shooting device comes with ample pig ammo for a full-fledged pig-flinging party!  



Price:   £5.95


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Corgi - Lotus Esprit Turbo - For Your Eyes Only Corgi - Lotus Esprit Turbo - For Your Eyes Only(Reference #bondcar1)
Scale: 1:36 Dimensions: 120mm From For Your Eyes Only. With Bond's skis firmly in place, this sleek sports car with its 2.2litre turbo engine leaves his enemies standing. Model features -Skis.

(Taken from the Corgi ultimate Bond Collection)

 


Price:   £7.95



Corgi - Toyota GT - You Only Live Twice Corgi - Toyota GT - You Only Live Twice(Reference #bondcar2)
Scale: 1:43 Dimensions: 130mm From You Only Live Twice. The boot-mounted rockets and on-board closed-circuit television ensured Bond escaped unscathed, even though he didn't get to drive. Model features - Rear Rocket Launcher

(Taken from the Corgi ultimate Bond Collection)

 


Price:   £7.95



Inflatable Bath Pillow Inflatable Bath Pillow(Reference #funny4a)
Just what he always wanted - An inflatable bra C cup bath pillow - rest your head on this lovely pair in the bath...

 


Price:   £4.95



Spud Gun - die cast Spud Gun - die cast(Reference #spudgun)
Spud Gun - This is a 4 in 1 one die cast spud gun, great fun for parties, office showdowns, and lots more.

This toy gun has 4 functions hence the phrase 4 in 1:

Potatoe gun

fires bullets

click gun

shoots water

(sold in assorted colours) 


Price:   £4.50



Flashlight lava lamp keychain. Flashlight lava lamp keychain.(Reference #noveltygift12)
Mini flashlight lava lamp keychain

The flashlight is handy for seeing in the dark, especially useful for locating keyholes.

Press the button on the front to illuminate the body of the lamp to activate the flashlight - battery operated.

A fun novelty gift idea. Approx 6cm tall 


Price:   £4.95



Neon Cross Bulb Neon Cross Bulb(Reference #croosbulb)
Neon cross bulb .

A neon cross bulb light. 


Price:   £4.95



Usb Lava Lamp - Blue Usb Lava Lamp - Blue(Reference #usblamp1)
Mini Glitter USB Lava lamp standing some 15cm tall, powered by your computers USB port, to give you added light and dimension for your desktop.

Key Features

Colour: Clear liquid with Blue Glitter tinsel

No Batteries required, your computers USB port powers it.

Includes USB Cable

Brighten up your desktop with its glitter sparkles.

What a great little gift idea this is

 


Price:   £5.95



Executive Gentlemens Ball Scratcher Executive Gentlemens Ball Scratcher(Reference #balls1)
Ball Scratcher

This is defiantly the present for the man who has everything! Aimed at the "Busy Male Executive" is the Gentleman's Ball Scratcher!

This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, and has a stain resistant surface 


Price:   £9.95



Gentlemens Vanity Case Gentlemens Vanity Case(Reference #gent1)
An elegant case of "intimate essentials" for the discerning Gentleman on the move.

This case contains a range of luxury items designed to keep a mans most treasured parts in order. A silverware "fluffing brush", styling "shears", a silverware "sprucing" mirror and a metal "bracelet" complete with mini medallion, for that special evening wear occasion (it is, in fact a very upmarket "Willy Care Kit!").

All these items come packed in a luxurious, hard, leather look case to add a touch of class to this fine, personal grooming collection.

A must for every "Man on the move!"

 Gentlemens Vanity Case


Price:   £9.95



Adult Inflatable Chair Adult Inflatable Chair(Reference #inflat2)
Adult sized inflatable chair in sturdy pre-tested vinyl with barrel back design headrest for maximum comfort.

Chair size: 99cm x 99cm x 86cm.  


Price:   £14.95



Foam disc shooters - twin pack Foam disc shooters - twin pack(Reference #shooter)
An executive set of two state-of-the-art battery-operated electronic gun shooter which fires soft foam discs up to twenty feet and makes appropriate zappy-type noises with flashing lights.

How cool is that. Very addictive in the office or home, comes complete with 40 foam discs. requires 4 xAA / 1.5 volt batteries. 


Price:   £9.95


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Bar up Waiter Bottle Stopper Bar up Waiter Bottle Stopper(Reference #barup)

A unique novelty bottle stopper for the ladies. A strip tease bar waiter just wearing a bow tie and a cheeky grin 


Price:   £3.95


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